Archive for the ‘random nonsense and utter gibberish’ Category


June 7, 2009


Bit out of it today, so apologies for the randomness… my quest to drink the planet dry of Jamesons continues unabated.



Nobody fux with Necro…

June 5, 2009


The chick’s tshirt says I Heart Fucking…

So just the other day US rapper Necro knocked a dude the eff out on a Perth street, outside a cafe, at 10am in the morning. I’m not sure what the deal was, but you gotta wonder who the local boy was, messing with a guy whose albums are called:

Necro, I Need Drugs, Gory Days, The Pre-Fix For Death, The Sexorcist and Death Rap.

and all this went down before he’d even had his morning coffee, the guy’s lucky he only lost a tooth, some weird, kinky shit could’ve gone down…

Perth show was cancelled, but he’ll be in NZ soon, so heads up kiwis.

NOTR’s Completely Unqualified DVD Reviews

June 2, 2009


Round two of this fine film review series. I have been going a little crazy trying to graduate in 2 weeks time, hence the lack of NOTR action, my bad, i can’t wait to get this regular again (no Kellogs All Bran). This may be influencing me to choose easy DVD targets for comment, as opposed to using my powers for good.

So, while i appreciate that i’m not doing anyone any favours – since i haven’t seen ANY of this round’s films, and my insight consists mainly of random nonsense dredged from the DVD covers and IMDB – if you think about it, we’ve only got Hollywood to blame.


The Voice aka How Not to Retire Gracefully aka When ‘Best Of’ Compilations Walk The Earth…

May 27, 2009

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“My hair’s a little thinner… I’m not…” – John Farnham

I like John Farnham as much as the next red blooded Aussie bloke, well, as much as the next red blooded Aussie bloke to accept that in the cannon of great Australian singers he stands somewhere between Mark Holden and the Wiggles.


NOTR’s Completely Unqualified DVD Reviews

May 26, 2009


Generally speaking, i tend to fly in the face of conventional wisdom and blatantly judge a DVD by it’s cover, augmented by any information i may have picked up along the way. I’m sure Mr. Ebert would never approve.


Improbable Ads: KFC

May 25, 2009

What i really wanted to discuss is the absolute, complete and utter lack of realism in the current KFC ad, for a wrap or toasted roll or some shit.

What we find is a random dude jauntily prancing down the street holding said wrap/roll/shit when he’s suddenly struck by some kind of impulse.

He stops, looks at his hand(?) and then proceeds to leap over a nearby white picket fence, cruise past a couple of chicks standing in a hallway and bowls out into the backyard, where a bit of a party seems to be jumping off. Considering the improbable nature of the ad thus far, it is no small feat that what follows is completely unbelievable.


Dap – Obama style.

He walks up behind the DJ, and with the same hand that had the ‘impulse’ at the beginning (quite probably covered in traces of chicken), he does a little one-two scratch on the already playing record. Then, as if he’s not a jaunty, home invading, pain in the ass, he gives the DJ dap. For the unfamiliar, that involves the classic fist to fist tap.

My point – as if there is one – is simply that when someone barges into my house, doesn’t say hi, and then touches the records, well, lets just say that fist would be moving faster, and directed much closer to the face.

In lieu of the actual ad.

a young adam hills gets his KFC on…

Who needs the Tellytubbies?

May 24, 2009

Chromeo on some US kids show, lather up.

Also, who needs auto-tune, when singing through a hose looks so much doper?

via ‘a Different Kitchen.

10 Gazillion Megabytes… One Scratch.

May 24, 2009


“Until recently, the idea of holding your entire collection of movies on a single super-sized DVD was the stuff of science fiction”


Newsflash: Bogan chick lies to cameraman…

May 24, 2009

Obviously i’m a bit late to this story, since the video has already gone viral, getting like 200,000 hits as of yesterday.


Herpes much??

May 21, 2009
[Via Three Thousand]

One day, these woman will be mothers. presumably to multiple partners.

Also check the hilarious comments section where one dude says “I went to high school with these girls…kinda saw it coming “. I know a few girls from high school that might be doing the same thing, prahly on more of a back room of the local R.S.L tip though.

Shout out to ****** *****. Hahaha!

Who will pay for your taxi? Are you fucking kidding me? You ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama!