Breaking News: Bitches dont know bout my famous glasses

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Boutmyfamousglasses

Ah not again!

I hate it when a party gets canceled! I work hard enough to deserve to get drunk on the weekends and forget my name! It grinds my fuckin’ gears when someone bursts my bubble for some horse shit fuckin’ reason.

Fresh off the press this morning is some beef between my Brunswick party peeps and the VEX “news for patriots” NEWS team. Also involved in this fuckery is The Herald (puppy dogs and footballers) Sun.

Herald

(from The Herald this morn)

large-salt-pile

Pictured above is a large pile of salt, from which the Vex News and their fellow bullshitters the Herald Sun can take one single grain each. Vex News which is registered to failed businessman and dickhead blogger Andrew Landeryou posted this article this morning which has led to a whole bunch of fuxing around ultimately ending the party thus ruining my weekend!

Andy+beats(Andy Landeryou)

I spoke to one of the “unpleasant lefties” this morning and found that the party has been canceled due to the unwanted attention from the press, and not wanting to become the next Corey Delaney. The Herald Sun posted a brief article this morning and the Australian Associated Press has phoned Louise Pain (one of the housemates) and asked if they could be in attendance if the party was to go ahead, which it isn’t cot dammit!

birth-costume

(all in good taste)

The Vex News article goes as far as taking photos from the Facebook accounts of some of the house mates and mentioning where one of the parties organizers works, that’s kinda lame but what do expect from a website that “loves fox news.” I’m not a big fan of this kind of bullshit, having a dumb ass opinion is one thing but putting someones address on the nets is lame.

01_paul_costume(this is what I’m wearing instead of my Osama rags)

Personally, I could give a fuck less. Bad taste parties are awesome, all those “oh what too soon?” comments and that guy that dresses like a black person and stands awkwardly next to actual black person, hilarious! I’m not saying it’s funny when nearly 3000 people die in a terrorist attack but if you were offended by the party invite then don’t’ come to the party! (even though your fat ass wasn’t’ invited in the first place.)

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(oohh that’s cute!)

ballsy_halloween_costume

(that’s a dummy not an actual child)

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(Just coz it’s in a back alley don’t make it bad, Bob does some good work!)

More importantly, what the fuck am i gonna do on the weekend? Anyone know where i can go with a freshly dry cleaned Osama Bin Laden costume? Fuck you Vex News! Fuck you Herald Sun and fuck you Andrew Landeryou Eat a bag of dick!

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One Response to “Breaking News: Bitches dont know bout my famous glasses”

  1. Drab Says:

    damn,

    vex sure is a twat huh,

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