Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!



Upon hearing the sad news that Australian test cricketer Andrew Symonds  may be retiring from professional cricket i immediately changed the channel and returned to not caring about the situation at all. After a few seconds i realized that it might have been due to some hilarious alcohol fueled golf buggy incident that only Rodney Dangerfield could be proud of,  sadly though, upon further investigation and channel surfing i found that it was only the run of the mill drunk sportsman spiel, sans Rodney and the golf buggy hilarity. Shame really.

andrewsymondsAndy “sad face” Symonds

Now Andrew hasn’t actually announced his retirement but I care too little to get my facts straight, it’s no real loss though, professional sporting is like the mob, you don’t retire, it retires you. But i doubt the ACB is gonna take Andy on a “drive” like Adriana from The Sopranos.

Unless Symonds can somehow unfuck himself out of his situation i think it’l be back to working at KFC or selling air cons with Mark Taylor.

But don’t fret Andy, life as a retired professional sportsman can still be very rewarding. Just make sure you follow in the footsteps of Milo “The Brownish Bomber” Kerrigan.


One Response to “Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”

  1. Miz Says:

    This was before equal opportunity

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