Kevin Rudd is NOT Obama’s BFF…


One of two things happens in this clip. Neither of them are good for our boy Kevin. Plus it gets translated into Portuguese.

a. He attempts to make a legitimate (but very lame) political joke, something along the lines of:

“So, a little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘what is politics?’

Dad says “let me try to explain it: I’m the earner in the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mum, she handles the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of you, so you’re the People. The nanny, she’s the Working Class. You’re little brother is the Future. Try and think about it that way…

The boy goes to bed, but later that night hears his brother crying, because he’s got a dirty nappy. He goes to find his parents, his mum is fast asleep, not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny’s room, where he finds his dad banging the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

In the morning, dad asks the boy if he understands politics?

He replies, well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is fast asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

and (understandably) nobody laughs…

b. He behaves like a 10 year old boy when the popular kid says his best friend is the President of Brazil, not him.

Ah well, at least he didn’t make another RAAF hostess cry.


One Response to “Kevin Rudd is NOT Obama’s BFF…”

  1. Lizzy Says:

    Obama and Rudd? Rudd NOT Obama’s BFF?

    This South Park type YouTube video staring the pair of them could not have a btter intro:

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