Archive for April, 2009

A Cardboard King…

April 29, 2009

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Dad worked for Visy (Board) Industries for a number of years. He never had a bad word about Dick Pratt, as a result, i’m kinda biased towards him too. Last year he was valued at approx $5.4 billion. (more…)

Video: Just Ain’t Gonna Work Out

April 29, 2009

Directed by Henry DeMaio

Three quick thoughts:

  • Yep, i’m still a massive fan of this song.
  • Best believe i’d ditch a girl too if she left my vinyl on a bench.
  • Dam Funk stays steady pimpin’.

Like the Stones Throw bio says: “It’s not just throwback music anymore – this revival is all about progression.”

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Limited Edition Heart Shaped Vinyl = Win.

For bio and buying, check Mayer Hawthorne out HERE.

NOTR’s Natural Selection #5

April 28, 2009

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When Charles Darwin jumped into the water, he didn’t get wet. The water got Charles Darwin.

Its a belated numero cinco this week. Contrary to popular belief, life outside the internets gets pretty hectic sometimes, its not all laying on the couch and eating cereal. The whole crew is busy in side projects at the moment, to paraphrase the imortal words of Loverboy… ‘everybody workin’ for the weekend. The usual oddball selection this week, various themed selections and some classics, theres also an unfortunate run in with Jon Bon Jovi. Enjoy.

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Dance Floor Dale.

April 28, 2009

THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! IT CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS AND “QUESTIONABLE” CONTENT.

Seriously! DO NOT watch this around children, Co-workers, family, friends or liberals.

If you are not 18+ please click here

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More Embroidery Than Your Favourite Rapper

April 28, 2009

You’d be forgiven for thinking that improbably named Lacey Italiano is a type of lingerie embroidery or the name of the old upholsterer on Sydney Rd, but in fact it’s Australia’s very own ‘bad-ass’ gangster rapper.

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Homeboy pouting on the left is Jade aka Lacey, with his weedcarrier little brother Dionne.

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Lest We Forget

April 25, 2009

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For many young Australians, today is a day that celebrates a biscuit.

If you see one of those young Australians, slap them, and explain what the deal is. Raise a glass to the brave men and women who served.

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Lest We Forget.

Star Trek Cribs

April 24, 2009

These have been kicking around the internets for a year or two, props to G4TV. True story, this was the first time i heard “chillax”.

no salsa on the leather… keep it on the chips!

spock can’t be gettin the backs of his ears all burnt up and stuff…

yeah white boy, its non fat…

NEWSFLASH: Axle is still a stupid name.

April 23, 2009

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Axle Whitehead < Axle Foley

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The point (however irrelevent) of this post was to alert all of you NOTR reading gentlemen out there to an exciting breakthrough in understanding the female mind, courtesy of the good people at Cleo Magazine. Apparently, getting your cock out and masturbating a golden statue on national TV makes you an eligible bachelor in todays dating world. Shocking, i know.

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Morning Doctrine #4

April 23, 2009

J Smooth does it everyday for a month. Ill Doctrine stays winning.

The Thirst Crusher

April 22, 2009

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There was a time when Solo didn’t need to resort to shark wrestling, midgets or blatant sexism… well… maybe not the sexism.
Either way, the moral of the story is:

Power Guitar Riffs + Cheesy Casio Synths + Sweaty Men + 1980’s ‘Extreme’ Sports + Beefcake Voice Over = Advertising Brilliance.

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