Statistical analysis of NOTR blog’s potential future.

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After much complex mathematical thinkin’ n shit, I have put together this marble pie chart to represent the possible future content of this blog. Do the knowledge, as there will be a quiz at the end of class.

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21% Incoherent ranting after drinking too much Jamison’s and posting late at night.

10% more posts written about Barack Obama after I watch too much West Wing and start channeling Toby Ziegler.

6% the amount of post’s on this blog that will actually be posted by me.

10% more blogness?

7% the percentage of comments left by people we don’t’ actually know.

7% the amount of content in my posts that is actually Jay-Z lyrics.

8% comical internet claptrap found whilst looking for pr0n.

7% more serious political, social and artistic blog commentary. Maybe.

10% percentage of bandwidth used up by either myself or Dubbs when posting YouTube videos relating to Lil Wayne, Obama or repeated posting of “man gets kicked in nuts by donkey video”.

7% more free candy.

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8% more pictures of this horse.

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What more can I say? Get it?

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4 Responses to “Statistical analysis of NOTR blog’s potential future.”

  1. bigdubbs Says:

    word.
    P(rofessor) dilla educates the children.

  2. bigdubbs Says:

    i also love the way that by your maths, NOTR stays giving 101%.
    Chea bitches, thats overtime.

  3. “One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last…” Homer Simpson « North of the River Says:

    […] hit you all with my Oscar reviews shortly, although i think i’ve filled Dilla’s 10% legitimate content wedge already, so maybe i’ll just refer you to another horse… and remember TV is good for […]

  4. “One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last…" Says:

    […] hit you all with my Oscar reviews shortly, although i think i’ve filled Dilla’s 10% legitimate content wedge already, so maybe i’ll just refer you to another horse… and remember TV is good for […]

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